République de l’Internet Mort Bureau des Faux Européens

They are not real.

4,444 Europeans who do not exist, photographed for their papers anyway. Twenty‑six of them went viral first.

Now serving 0000 The counter opens soon.
A wall of 96 ID photos from the collection: wigs, moustaches, monocles and one pigeon.

The evidence

Pièces à conviction. One video for each original, posted by their own accounts. Swipe, tap the arrows or use your keyboard to flip through them.

Exhibit 1 of 22

    The originals

    Twenty‑six one‑of‑one tokens. The faces that started the trend, re‑photographed by the Bureau for their official papers. Read their files: the interview for Form B-12 asks about them.

    Form B-12

    Form B-12 is the whitelist. Get a stamp at every counter, hand in your dossier and the Bureau writes your address on the list.

      Identity check

      Real person or AI? Five faces from the registry. Trust your eyes.

      The counter

      Le guichet. Fill in the form, sign it and leave with a European.

      Formulaire FAUX n° 4663*01 Request to register a fake European
      1 Your papers Not presented
      2 Network Robinhood Chain

      Questions at the counter

      What is Les Faux?

      A collection of 4,444 ID photos of Europeans who do not exist. Every face was generated, then filed by the Bureau with a name, a nationality and a profession. Twenty‑six of them are one‑of‑one tributes to the AI characters that started the trend.

      Which network is it on?

      Robinhood Chain, an Ethereum layer 2 with chain ID 4663. Fees are paid in ETH. If your wallet does not know the network yet, the counter adds it for you.

      How do I mint from my phone?

      Open this page in your wallet’s built‑in browser, for example Robinhood Wallet or MetaMask, then press Connect wallet.

      How do I get on the whitelist?

      Fill in Form B-12 above. Sign with your wallet to take a number, pass the line-up, answer five questions about the originals, post the public notice on X and show a wallet with at least one past transaction. Then press Submit: your address goes straight onto the whitelist.

      What does it cost?

      The fee and the limits per wallet are announced when the counter opens. There is a whitelist round for Form B-12 holders, then a public round. Which European you get is drawn at random.

      Where can I trade them?

      On OpenSea, once the counter closes.

      Is there a token?

      Non, Madame. Only papers.

      Are these real people?

      No. Nobody in the registry exists. The originals are tributes to fictional AI characters, not to real people.